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Kyle is from Ohio but lives anywhere. Kyle drives just under the speed limit in the left lane. Kyle only bleeds RED & WHITE cause blue is for PUSSIES! Kyle’s has never made his wife cum. Kyle talks on speakerphone in a crowded restaurant. He wears khakis all the time. He’s usually over or underdressed. Kyle’s three favorite colors are beige, tan, and khaki. Kyle’s favorite thing to talk about is how these damn millennials are destroying MERICA. Your gender identity offends Kyle. Black quarterbacks get Kyle in his feelings. Kyle is so far right he hates left handed baseball players. Kyle yells at grocery store clerks. Kyle hates women but isn’t the bread winner in his own household. Kyle gets a hard-on after drinking pre workout but instead of fucking his wife or lifting weights he ellipticals it away. Kyle would rather shit his pants than use an all gender bathroom. Kyle isn’t racist cause he has a black friend.